March 09, 2006

Dear Woman Driving 10 Miles Below The Speed Limit,

At first you annoyed me, but when I saw you stick your whole ice cream cone in your mouth to use both hands on the wheel, you made me sad.

Love,
Katie

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 AM, March 10, 2006

    Dear Katie,
    Speed is measured in units that reflect a ratio of distance to time, not distance alone.

    Love,
    Albert Einstein

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  2. Anonymous10:32 AM, March 10, 2006

    Dear Katie,

    I think she is the same one I saw downing the last drop of Diet Coke from a 2-liter bottle.

    Yes, it was completely upside down and I don't know how she could see the road.

    -Mister.

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