Dear Guy At AutoZone Who Gave Me A Weird Look When I Didn't Know What Kind Of Engine My Car Had,

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A. I can tell you what my dress size is though.

B. Sorry, raised by a single mother - Would you like me to bake you some cookies while you check under the hood for me?

C. So where do I go to turn in my penis?

Love,
Greg