Dear MySpace Friend Who Has 314 Photographs On Their Profile,

I wonder how many pictures you show your real friends.

Love,
Greg

Dear Toilet Paper,

You're no paper towel.

Love,
Greg

Dear South Beach Diet Approved Can of Nuts,

You didn't really think you were 10 servings did you? Cause I've only counted 3.

Love,
Carrie

Dear Humidity,

I am FIERCELY over you.

Love,
Jami