Dear Billy Currington,

If Katielamm were still working for your label, she wouldn't have let you get away with rhyming 'obituary' with 'millionairrey'.

Love,
Marie

Dear "Dance Your Ass Off",

Reality TV does have a breaking point. And no, I'm not making a fat joke.

Love,
Marie

Dear Job,

You are seriously taking up too real estate on my calendar.

Love,
Marie

Dear Ikea,

You were not meant to be done alone.

Love,
Marie