Dear Phat Tuesday,

Now that's more like it!

Love,
Marie

Dear Arsenio Hall,

We miss you!

Love,
Dave & Jordan

(This would be our first letter from the outside...join the fun, and submit your letters to unsortedmail@gmail.com)

Dear Guy At The Gym With The Napster Logo Tattoo,

I'm embarassed for you.

Love,
Katie

Dear Today,

You went from an 8 to a 6 when I realized my fly had been down for an unknown period of time.

Love,
Katie

Dear Weather.com,

The irony is this: The more I rely on you, the less I believe in you.

Love,
Marie

Dear High School Classmate Who Won't Friend Me Back On Thefacebook.com,

You're still a bitch.

Love,
Katie

Dear Primary Care Physician,

Do you ever feel like people are just using you to get somewhere?

Love,
Marie

Dear Gift Certificate That I Got From My Boss,

I don't think it's funny that I spent you on thank you stationary.

Love,
Katie

Dear Rabbi Who Approached Me In Church,

try this : http://www.yellowpages.com/

Love,
Marie

PS. Your yamaka is off-kilter.

Dear Love,

Is there is a difference between you and being in you?

Love,
Marie

Dear Unsorted Mail Blog,

I'm starting to think in letter form, and it's kind of freaking me out.

Love,
Katie

Dear Friday Night,

Honestly, I've had better...

Love,
Marie

Dear Jagermeister,

I think we could be very happy together.

Love,
Katie

Dear Oatmeal Cream Pie That I Stole From My Former Boss' Snack Drawer,

You were a great choice.

Love,
Katie

Dear Definitely,

The ratio of times that I spell you wrong to the number of times I spell you right is probably 6:1, if I had to guess.

Love,
Marie

Dear Guy That I Passed In Our Office Lobby,

Was that you, Bachelor Bob Guinea? I'm sorry for talking about my muffin top so loudly in the mailroom next door.

Love,
Katie

Dear Venn Diagram,

I'm sorry for hating you in 7th grade math! I now realize that you illustrate so many points so well.

Love,
Marie

Dear Sense of Humor,

If you were a Venn Diagram, me and Katie would be two circles on top of each other.

Love,
Marie

Dear Driver Next To Me At The Stop Light

You know when we realized that we were both singing along to The Pussycat Dolls "Stick Wit You" on the radio? We had a moment.

Love,
Katie

Dear Ligaments in my Right Knee,

You've got to pull yourself together!

Love,
Marie