Dear Guy Who I Let Enter Subway Ahead Of Me,

Thanks for returning my kindness by ordering 8 sandwiches when I was in a hurry.

Love,
Courtney

Dear Friends Who Invited Me Over To Their New Years Eve Parties,

Thanks for being so kind to your only single friend visiting from another state, but standing by myself at midnight doesn't really sound appealing. I'll pass on being the 9th wheel. At that point, I'd rather be at home with my parents.

Love,
JC

Dear K-Fed's Upcoming Professional Wrestling Debut,

Still classy.

Love,
Michael

Dear First Post-College Christmas "Break" Of Only 3 Days,

Bah-humbug to you too.

Love,
Blair

Dear Chimichanga,

You aren't so good the second time around.

Love,
Courtney

Dear Super Walmart,

How could you possibly be out of cigarette lighters???

Love,
Joanna

Dear Chocolate Cake And Beer,

Thank you for our amazing evening together.

Love,
Megan, Matt, Megan, & Court

Dear Citizens Jeans,

What do you have against girls who are taller than 5'6" and weigh more than 100 lbs?

Love,
Megan

Dear Steve Nash,

Thank you for getting a hair cut.

Love,
Megan

Dear Rosie,

You're fired.

Love,
Angela

Dear Mortgage Payment,

Quit cramping my style.

Love,
Courtney

Dear Perrier Bottle,

Sure I've filled you with regular tap water, but you still make me feel so classy.

Love,
Greg

Dear Verizon Chocolate Phone,

Riddle me this...why don't you make a BROWN PHONE?

Love,
Caitlin

Dear MySpace,

I hate you.

Love,
Joanna

Dear City Frozen In Snow,

Oddly people are friendlier here when they're stuck in 3 feet of snow than when they aren't. Why is that? It's the alcohol...isn't it?

Love,
Kendall

Dear Three Glasses Of Wine At The Office Holiday Party,

YOU are th reasn I can'tt tpe today.

Love,
Danielle

Dear Bad Habit,

Break yourself. I'm tired.

Love,
Ashely

Dear Attractive, Talented Blonde Surrounded by Unattractive, Off-Key People Christmas Caroling At Record Labels Along Music Row This Morning,

That's really obvious, yet, still a really good plan.

Love,
Erin

Dear Line To Get A Picture With Santa At The Mall,

Is the purpose of a 1-2 hour wait just to see how GOOD and PATIENT the kids can be or the parents?

Love,
Katie P.

Dear Broken Heater In My Office,

It's your faul ti cannot ype today.

Love,
Danielle