Dear Sugar-Free Candy Makers,

Aren't you missing the point?

Love,
Sarah

Dear 7 Year Old Son's Baseball Team,

Is it wrong for me to hope y'all lose just so I can watch your coaches flip out?

Love,
Dad

Dear Airport Restroom Stall Door With A Sign That Said "Please Flush,"

Fine...if you insist.

Love,
Katie

Dear Lysol Spray In The Office Bathroom,

You really let the last guy down.

Love,
Rod

Dear Guy Walking Across The Walmart Parking Lot Who Tripped And Almost Fell And Then Looked Around To See If Anyone Saw,

I did. I was in my car.

Love,
Robert

Dear Facebook Friend Count That Just Dropped A Number,

Somehow I feel sad that somebody removed me from friendship without even a "goodbye" or "we're done."

Love,
Kendall

Dear Husband Yelling at the Television,

No, they still can't hear you.

Love,
Karen

Dear Stomach,

I'm sorry i ate ling ling potstickers, mac n cheese, deli sliced ham and zesty tomato chips all within a 30 minute window...its going to be a long night...and they all sounded good at the time. I now see the error of my ways.

Love,
Michon

Dear Sister In Law Who Sent Me A Link To Unsorted Mail,

Thanks to you, I am no longer productive.

Love,
Karen

Dear McDonald’s Sew Southern Style Chicken Sandwich,

You are not and never will be Chick-Fil-A.

Love,
Courtney

Dear Lady Who Used The F-Word In Toys R Us,

Try a Thesaurus.

Love,
Sam

Dear Cashier At My Favorite Lunch Place,

Asking me if it was a boy or a girl as I was paying for my salad was SO not funny. Thanks for the self-esteem boost!

Love,
Maggie

Dear Mom,

I know you are proud of your thighs and spandex shorts, but we are not.

Love,
Your Kids

Dear Britney's New Song,

I can't believe I actually like you.

Love,
Courtney

Dear GMAT,

I AM NOT AFRAID! uuhhh ok maybe a little, uhhh a lot, uuhhh damn you win; I am afraid.. sigh!!!

Love,
Katie P.

Dear Go Phone Commercial With Meatloaf,

Is it wrong that I don't channel surf during commercial breaks actually hoping that it comes on?

Love,
Jenniac

Dear Shower,

For the life of me, I can't figure out why you ever need to be cleaned. You have water and soap going through you daily. Isn't that enough?

Love,
Marie

Dear Rewarding My Tiny Studying Accomplishments With Large Snacks and Long Naps,

Worthlessness: A+

Love,

Katie

Dear Not Learning My Lesson,

Once again, I had three hot dogs at dinner.

Love,

Miriam

Dear Facebook,

Today when you gave me an invitation to a friend's wedding, I was a little upset that you had forgotten to notify me when the relationship started.

Love,

Lottie

Dear 4.5 Hour Nap,

Wow. I'm proud and embarrassed all at once.

Love,

Katie

Dear Cinco De Mayo Parties,

Its already Uno De Mayo and I haven't been invited to any of you yet.

Love,
Marie

Dear 100% Recycled Toilet Paper That I Bought,

I just realized how weird that is.

Love,
Marie