January 28, 2009

Dear People Who Laughed At Me For Never Unpacking My Snowboard Bag Last Year,

Who's laughing now? I'm all packed.

Love,
Marie

Dear Ski Trip I Leave For TODAY(!),

As much as I pride myself on not being a needy person... I need you.

Love,
Marie

Dear Coffee Shop,

You're a chain. You know it. I know it. Now how about some better music?

Love,
David

January 27, 2009

Dear $85 Biodegradable Yoga Mat,

And all my $20 yoga mat promised to do was last.

Love,
Marie

January 07, 2009

Dear Graduate School Application,

Studying for the GRE? Essays? What do you think this is... SCHOOL?!?

Love,
Marie

Dear Incessant Sneezing/Nose Blowing,

If it weren't for you, I'd NEVER remember to take my allergy medicine! You're the best.

Love,
Marie

Dear New Year's Resolutions,

I'd rather not start out a new year setting myself up to fail, thankyouverymuch.

Love,
Marie

Dear Allergist I Will See Tomorrow,

It would be hilarious if you tell me I am actually just allergic to kleenex.

Love,
Marie

Dear People Everywhere,

Just because it inflates and is waterproof doesn't mean its a Christmas decoration.

Love,
Marie