September 05, 2008

Dear Rental Car Agent Who Told Me To "Humble Myself And Get The Smallest Available Car To Save Money",

Do I know you?

Love,
Marie

Dear Sarah Palin,

Oh where to begin, where to begin!

Love,
Marie

September 02, 2008

Dear Darius Rucker, Jessica Simpson and Kid Rock,

Since when did country music become the dumping grounds for washed up musicians?

Love,
Marie