August 24, 2009

Dear Billy Currington,

If Katielamm were still working for your label, she wouldn't have let you get away with rhyming 'obituary' with 'millionairrey'.

Love,
Marie

August 18, 2009

Dear "Dance Your Ass Off",

Reality TV does have a breaking point. And no, I'm not making a fat joke.

Love,
Marie

August 17, 2009

Dear Job,

You are seriously taking up too real estate on my calendar.

Love,
Marie

Dear Ikea,

You were not meant to be done alone.

Love,
Marie