Dear People Who Laughed At Me For Never Unpacking My Snowboard Bag Last Year,

Who's laughing now? I'm all packed.

Love,
Marie

Dear Ski Trip I Leave For TODAY(!),

As much as I pride myself on not being a needy person... I need you.

Love,
Marie

Dear Coffee Shop,

You're a chain. You know it. I know it. Now how about some better music?

Love,
David

Dear $85 Biodegradable Yoga Mat,

And all my $20 yoga mat promised to do was last.

Love,
Marie

Dear Graduate School Application,

Studying for the GRE? Essays? What do you think this is... SCHOOL?!?

Love,
Marie

Dear Incessant Sneezing/Nose Blowing,

If it weren't for you, I'd NEVER remember to take my allergy medicine! You're the best.

Love,
Marie

Dear New Year's Resolutions,

I'd rather not start out a new year setting myself up to fail, thankyouverymuch.

Love,
Marie

Dear Allergist I Will See Tomorrow,

It would be hilarious if you tell me I am actually just allergic to kleenex.

Love,
Marie

Dear People Everywhere,

Just because it inflates and is waterproof doesn't mean its a Christmas decoration.

Love,
Marie