Dear New White Jeans and Neon Cardigan from J. Crew,

Wait...what decade is it?

Love,
Katie

Dear Familiar Face Across The Room At a Party Last Weekend,

I KNOW you... you're... you're... oh wow. My gynecologist. This is a first.

Love,
Marie

Dear Public Breast Feeder,

I'll be honest. I like boobs. I like babies. Cover it up.

Love,
Reid

Dear Self,

Do not eat the fiber gum drop chews just because they taste good.

Love,
Katie

Reason #481 Why We're Friends,

We both laugh at things like this.

Love,
Katie

Dear Inception,

O-M-G....scratch that. Whoa-M-G.

Love,
Caroline

Dear Being Called "Young Lady",

Funny how the things I used to hate are now the things I love.

Love,
(Getting closer to 30) Katie

Dear "Road Trip, Beer Pong" Movie Preview,

My expectations for the movie I'm about to watch just went down...way down.

Love,
Katie

Dear Double Rainbow Guy on You Tube,

When you laughed, I laughed. When you started crying, I got nervous.

Love,
Katie

Dear Janitors Dancing To Michael Jackson In The Office Parking Lot,

I'm so glad I came to work early today.

Love,
Katie

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Dear Spread of Candy Jars and Chocolate Covered Strawberries at the Party Last Night,

You're a drunk girl's dream.

Love,
Cara

Dear Friend Whe Told Me I Looked Like Kate Bosworth In Blue Crush,

Yesssss.

Love,
Katie

Dear Stressful Work Week,

Silver lining...losing 2 lbs.

Love,
Katie

Dear Individual Wearing Turqouise Crocs and Brown Velour Pants In The Office Cafeteria,

What Not To Wear is now on DVD.

Love,
MaryAllison

Dear Brazilian Wax That Somehow Lasted For Over 1 Hour,

Not only was that the longest and most painful wax I have ever had but it was by far the most awkward.

Love,
Anne

Dear Power Outage, Computer Crash and Getting Locked Out of My Apartment In 1 Night,

Thank you, God, for my sense of humor.

Love,
Katie

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Dear 2 Month Old Son's Impending Self Awareness,

Will I regret this as humanity will the computer's?

Love,
Father

Dear Money Magazine,

I was excited to learn that my town is the #10 best place to live...until I saw the other 9.

Love,
Katie

Dear Friend's New Boyfriend Who Looked Really Familiar When We First Met,

Did you also recognize me as a former match on eHarmony, or was I the only one having a really uncomfortable moment?

Love,
Erica

Dear Plato's Closet,

I noticed you went for the Crocs and Fuggs over the 7 pairs of designer jeans. Interesting choice.

Love,
Katie

Dear Lindsey Lohan,

Thanks for making me feel better about how much I drank last night.

Love,
Marie

Dear Neighbors Who Took Advantage Of The Post July 4th Discounts,

Thank you for the sweet bedtime bottle rockets, roman candles, mortar shells and fountains.

Love,
Matt

Dear 3rd Dinner,

How did I let you happen?

Love,
Katie

Dear Irate Neighborhood Association Member,

I am impressed by the gusto with which you roundly condemn the neighborhood association board and use colorful military metaphors to motivate less interested members of the association to join you in ensuring that “founding fathers did not die in vain”. Nonetheless, I am beginning to wonder if six emails a day may be overdoing it. Maybe a short breather?

Love,
Andrew

Dear Theodore Lawrence Tough, My Loving Dog,

Thank you for bringing me.breakfast in bed this morning. How did you know know that dead toad is my favorite dish? You even went to the trouble to remove its head so I wouldn't have to. You are too good to me.

Love,
Bo

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Dear Office Birthday Party,

Remember when we all stood there and stared at the cupcakes? That was awkward.

Love,
Katie

Dear Iced Grande Half-Caff Non-Fat 3-Pump No Whip White Chocolate Mocha,

Just remembering how to order you is a dizzying workout, so it's ok that I drink you everyday, right?

Love,
Mary Allison

Dear Unsorted Mail,

Where have you been all my life? I've missed you!

Love,
Courtney

Dear Decaf 5 Hour Energy,

When did we legalize cocaine?

Love,
Katie

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