Dear Day Full of Meticulously Mapped Out Errands,

The only thing I did not plan on was looking down to see that I was still wearing fuzzy red slippers in the shelving section of the Container Store.

Love,
Marie

Dear Towel and Shampoo that I Realized I Did Not Pack for my Pre-Workday Workout,

Let's be honest, I wasn't all that upset about going to Starbucks instead of exercising today.

Love,
Marie

Dear Dear Blank Please Blank,

Oh no you did NOT just go there.

Love,
Marie

Dear Frozen Yogurt Shop Employee Who Recognized Me By Name,

Oh. No.

Love,
Katie

Dear Sister,

Thank God for your Photoshopping skills...and for keeping our family Christmas card recipients from seeing what we really look like.

Love,
Katie

Dear 74 Degrees and Sunny,

You make me want to have class outside and I'm not even in school.

Love,
Marie

Dear Garnier Wrinkle Test Strips,

Its okay, I've got a mirror at home.

Love,
Marie

Dear Person I Remember Being Born Who Friended Me On Facebook,

I feel old.

Love,
Marie

Dear Monday Night Spent Watching The Bachelor Pad & E! Fashion Police,

If I had a boyfriend, I'd be really annoying right now.

Love,
Katie

Dear Starbucks Pumpkin Spice,

Welcome back old friend! I missed you!...no I missed you more!...no, no I missed YOU more!

Love,
Katie

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Dear Guy Who Applied for Our Sales Opening by Emailing a Resume and Photo of his Crotch,

Not sold.

Love,
Marie

Dear Free Coffee In The Dentists Office Waiting Room,

Something about this situation doesn't seem right.

Love,
Katie

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Dear Amount of Calories in the Packet of Jalepeno Smokehouse Almonds I Just Ate,

Funny, thats exactly how many calories I burned on the elliptical this morning. Which actually doesn't seem funny anymore, now that I think about it.

Love,
Marie

Dear Reality Steve,

Did ABC lure you to their side to spread false info, did they masterfully create a trail of lies for you to follow, did your sources really not know about Ali and Roberto, did... Dammit I can't believe I just used my brain for that.

Love,
Marie

Dear Chris From The Bachelorette,

SWF in Fayetteville, AR seeks you.

Love,
Katie

Dear New White Jeans and Neon Cardigan from J. Crew,

Wait...what decade is it?

Love,
Katie

Dear Familiar Face Across The Room At a Party Last Weekend,

I KNOW you... you're... you're... oh wow. My gynecologist. This is a first.

Love,
Marie

Dear Public Breast Feeder,

I'll be honest. I like boobs. I like babies. Cover it up.

Love,
Reid

Dear Self,

Do not eat the fiber gum drop chews just because they taste good.

Love,
Katie

Reason #481 Why We're Friends,

We both laugh at things like this.

Love,
Katie