Dear Block of Sharp Cheddar and Pretzels,

We are making a Sunday afternoon tradition. That was glorious.

Love,
Phoebe

Dear iTunes Free TV Shows,

Thank you for making the workouts less painful.

Love,
Carrie

Dear 6 Year Old Girl I'm Nannying,

Is it really necessary to carry around your Barbies in a Coach bag? Thank you for making me realize that I am poorer than you.

Love,
Carrie

Dear Mexico,

Please send some people to England. There are no taco stands and the salsa tastes Italian. The market is wide open.

Love,
Miriam

Dear Random People Who Keep Wanting To See Me Before I Leave For Europe,

If we never want to see each other normally, the fact that I'm going on the trip changes nothing.

Love,
Miriam

Dear Online Class,

How did I get a low score in attendance this week? I was online alot; checking facebook, myspace, I even watched some youtube videos and wikipediaed some stuff. I was there. I just got lost and couldn't find the classroom.

Love,
Chin

Dear English Person,

I am sorry for referring to you as British. I had no idea.

Love,
Miriam

Dear Job Fair Interviewer,

You just glanced at my resume and asked me 5 questions. Now, you're offering me the job? Can you say, "red flag?"

Love,
Steph

Dear British Food,

Thank you for being better than every diet I've tried.

Love,
Miriam

Dear Masters Degree,

You are just an excuse for me to not have to be grown up quite yet. Just thought you should know.

Love,
Beth

Dear Guy Who Talked To Me On Google Chat For 2 Hours Last Night,

Will you just ask me out already?!

Love,
Kendra

Dear Girl Who Continues To Repeat The Story Of How Someone Thought My Date To The Wedding Was HER Husband,

Junior high called. It wants its drama back.

Love,
Sandra

Dear Wednesday,

Oh s**t, it's only Tuesday.

Love,
Katie

Dear Fiber,

As much as I love what you do to my body, do we really need those embarrassing side effects?

Love,
K.P.

Dear Roommate With Money,

Our fridge is looking empty.

Love,
Lottie

Dear 55 Year Old Male Co-Worker Who Drinks D,iet Rockstar Religiously,

Perhaps you have mistaken yourself for a 20 year old sorority girl?

Love,
J

Dear Not Showering And Spending A Weekend Studying,

I feel like a video game freak who hasn't left the house in 2 days...oh wait...that's almost true.

Love,
Katie

Dear Economics Professor,

Thank you for asking us to define the meaning of life on our take home exam. You are my Oprah.

Love,
Katie

Dear Microsoft Word,

Seriously, how old are you? Picking up "blog" as an unknown word in spell check...

Love,
Katie

Dear Menstrual Cycle,

Writing emotional emails to boys at 2am is a bad idea. If you could keep that in mind, that'd be great.

Love,
Crystal