June 22, 2006

Dear Person Who Stole All My Cash In The Grocery Store And Then Ditched My Purse In The Produce Section,

I'm plum artichoked up about it.

Love,
Marie

PS. Orange you glad I didn't ketchup with you and squash you? Don't you carrot all about others? Your heart of palm is as cold as iceberg. Ok. I'm done.

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