Jeez, you sure do like the F-word! You remind me of my mom. She used to scream the F-word at me like that when I was a little kid…And that’s why I hate myself.
Love,
Greg
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I think the whole 12 items thingo is petty. We abolished that practice in Australia. Now it is as many items you can fit inside a basket. And boy do people pack those suckers.
When you show up to the express lane with a trolley then you deserve to hand a bread stick put through your head.
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