September 27, 2006

Dear Lady That Cussed Out My Friend At The Checkout Line For Having More Than 12 Items,

Jeez, you sure do like the F-word! You remind me of my mom. She used to scream the F-word at me like that when I was a little kid…And that’s why I hate myself.

Love,
Greg

1 comment:

Orhan Kahn said...

I think the whole 12 items thingo is petty. We abolished that practice in Australia. Now it is as many items you can fit inside a basket. And boy do people pack those suckers.

When you show up to the express lane with a trolley then you deserve to hand a bread stick put through your head.