November 02, 2006

Dear Food Network,

Why is everyone on your channel so skinny?

Love,
Jenny

3 comments:

Orhan Kahn said...

Because fat people are not to be trusted.

Aaron J said...

Barefoot Contessa, anyone?

KR said...

cuz their either all gay, or don't eat their own works...or do and then go to the restroom...
how's that for prejudicial bigotry