Dear Middle-Aged Men Who Wear A Bluetooth Set EVERYWHERE Even Though They Are Never On The Phone,

I know you think you're hip to our generation, but you really just look stupid. And when we smile at you, it's not because we think you're cool, it's becuase we're laughing at you. And let's be honest, you're not going to get a phone call while you're sitting in church.

Love,
JC