May 09, 2007

Dear All Male Occupants of the Frat House Down The Street From My Apartment,

When I left for work the morning of Cinco de Mayo, you all looked very dapper in your bow ties and loafers while standing around in your front yard drinking. When I returned that afternoon, you looked equally impressive shirtless and still going strong on those kegs. I am sure any female presence would have ruined the entire experience.


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