July 13, 2007

Dear Anonymous Employee,

Thank you for making my morning special. I laughed and almost vomited when I say a peach pit sitting on top of the paper towels in the company bathroom trash can.

Laughed because....what is that little guy doing there?
Vomited because....who would actually devour a peach while performing a bathroom only activity. That requires a lot of hand-mouth coordination and at least a paper towel or two.

Love,
Jeremy

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