Dear Greyhound Bus Lines,

Thanks for a really great day. Nothing says "fun" like an overcrowded bus, breaking down in the middle of eastern Oregon, and a seat partner who only came back to his seat to hide his weed when the cops showed up to rescue us. You know what I also really liked? That time, after we got onto a new bus, when you forced half of us off, and left us stranded in Stanfield for four hours. I really enjoyed that truck stop, especially the Pilot convenience store. I was also really happy when I missed all my Monday classes. Thanks Greyhound!

Love,
Casey