You didn’t give me that unsorted mail shoutout that we don’t remember you promising me Friday night.
Love,
Adam
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13 comments:
Dear Adam...
What shoutout?
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
Exactly.
Love,
Adam
Dear Adam,
Let's take this email convo to the blog & comment section. I'm liking where it's going.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
If you're ok with deceiving readers about this conversation's medium, I can't argue with you. It's your little internet project.
Love,
Adam
Dear Adam,
Do you want the shoutout or not?
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
Just because you have a myspace group dedicated to this mildly-successful experiment, doesn't mean you can start making threats. You're not Oprah.
Love,
Adam
Dear Adam,
You're forgetting that I saw Usher on Friday so that gives me some sort of temporary authority.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
Touche, my dear. Touche indeed. In addition, I believe you would be making a grave mistake if you didn't put this entire conversation on unsorted mail. You know, for the commoners to grovel over.
Love,
Adam
Dear Adam,
I'm not afraid. See you there.
Love,
Marie
Yall are too cute!
Dear anonymous,
Grovel away.
Love,
Adam
Dear Marie,
Was Usher in the boom-boom room at Adam's? Must have come while I was on my Cristal run. Damn.
Love,
Mike B
Dear Mike B,
I think it was on the way home when you passed out in Andy's lap...
Love,
Marie
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