Texas called. She wants her license plates back (since you no longer have a use for them). She also wanted me to warn you that the odds of you marrying a yankee just went up three-fold.
Love,
Jordan
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1 comment:
Dear Jordan,
Thats wierd because my new Virginia plates called... you a jerk.
Love,
Marie
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