October 26, 2006

Dear Guy At AutoZone Who Gave Me A Weird Look When I Didn't Know What Kind Of Engine My Car Had,

(Multiple entries...leave a comment and vote for your favorite!)

A. I can tell you what my dress size is though.

B. Sorry, raised by a single mother - Would you like me to bake you some cookies while you check under the hood for me?

C. So where do I go to turn in my penis?

Love,
Greg

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, C.

Anonymous said...

c.

danielle said...

clearly, C.

Orhan Kahn said...

Turn in my penis? I don't get it. Seriously, did I miss a meeting?

Cerulean Blue said...

it has to be C... I'm just sayin'.... I may not know how to change the oil or a flat tire, but I do know this... ???

joanna said...

i liked A!