Dear FoodNetwork.com,

We love your website. Really, we do. We've been using it with our fourth grade students for a project in which they make a really nice recipe card featuring some type of California-grown produce. To that end, we'd like to humbly request you stop posting advertising for women's lingerie (in today's case, bras) at the top of the pages. Emeril Lagasse's garlic bread recipe was nowhere near as interesting as the bra-clad female torso observed by our students today on the big screen when we were demonstrating. Something may have grown in California just then, but it wasn't produce...if you receive my meaning.

Love,
Computer Teachers at a private Christian School
(unless we get fired after this)