March 27, 2006

Dear Techno Tejano Music Blasting In My Tanning Booth,

If your purpose was to make the time pass faster, I'd say you achieved the opposite.

Love,
Marie

3 comments:

marietard5 said...

Dear would-be rude commenters,

Spare me the jokes about how lame it is that I was tanning, because I already know.

Love,
Marie

Anonymous said...

Dear Marie,

At least you aren't walking around leaving a cloud of the jergens natural glow scent because you are too cheap for a tanning membership. Did I mention there is one on campus?

Love Jean

Katie said...

Dear Marie,

At least you aren't blinding everyone at the YMCA with white legs when all of your stetch pants are dirty and you're left with burgundy soffee shorts from 1996.

Love,
Katie