At least you aren't walking around leaving a cloud of the jergens natural glow scent because you are too cheap for a tanning membership. Did I mention there is one on campus?
At least you aren't blinding everyone at the YMCA with white legs when all of your stetch pants are dirty and you're left with burgundy soffee shorts from 1996.
3 comments:
Dear would-be rude commenters,
Spare me the jokes about how lame it is that I was tanning, because I already know.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
At least you aren't walking around leaving a cloud of the jergens natural glow scent because you are too cheap for a tanning membership. Did I mention there is one on campus?
Love Jean
Dear Marie,
At least you aren't blinding everyone at the YMCA with white legs when all of your stetch pants are dirty and you're left with burgundy soffee shorts from 1996.
Love,
Katie
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