March 09, 2006

Dear Woman Driving 10 Miles Below The Speed Limit,

At first you annoyed me, but when I saw you stick your whole ice cream cone in your mouth to use both hands on the wheel, you made me sad.



Anonymous said...

Dear Katie,
Speed is measured in units that reflect a ratio of distance to time, not distance alone.

Albert Einstein

Mr. Husbland said...

Dear Katie,

I think she is the same one I saw downing the last drop of Diet Coke from a 2-liter bottle.

Yes, it was completely upside down and I don't know how she could see the road.