March 09, 2006

Dear Woman Driving 10 Miles Below The Speed Limit,

At first you annoyed me, but when I saw you stick your whole ice cream cone in your mouth to use both hands on the wheel, you made me sad.

Love,
Katie

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Katie,
Speed is measured in units that reflect a ratio of distance to time, not distance alone.

Love,
Albert Einstein

Mr. Husbland said...

Dear Katie,

I think she is the same one I saw downing the last drop of Diet Coke from a 2-liter bottle.

Yes, it was completely upside down and I don't know how she could see the road.

-Mister.