Dear Guy At A Bar Who Informed Me That "Only One In 500 People In The World Could Do His Job",

Well I did a little research and it turns out that, also, out of that 500, 1 person would be a parking attendant, 3 would be dishwashers, 6 would be barbers and you know what? 4 won't even make it past infancy. So... don't use that line to pick up women again. Ever.

Love,
Marie