August 16, 2006

Dear Houseguest Who I've Allowed To Stay In My Extra Room For The Past 8 Months Without Charging Rent And Only Asking For Half Of The Utilities,

Contrary to what you might think, the trash cans don't have the
magical ability to teleport to the curb and back every Tuesday and
Saturday. You should investigate this phenomenon of them getting out
there more in depth.

Love,
Ryan

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