Next time yuo try to hit on girls at a concert, here are some things to keep in mind:
1. Only introduce yourself once.
2. Try to keep from tipping over (like a cow)
3. Sticking a beer bottle in a girl's face will not increase your chances of anything except continuing to be ignored.
4. If a girl is ignoring your advances, it's not going to help you at all to ask her why she hates you.
5. If at first you don't succeed, try again on a sober day.
Love,
Jen
April 14, 2007
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Very funny.
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