April 14, 2007

Dear Drunk Guy In The Maroon Hat And Blue Plaid Shirt,

Next time yuo try to hit on girls at a concert, here are some things to keep in mind:

1. Only introduce yourself once.
2. Try to keep from tipping over (like a cow)
3. Sticking a beer bottle in a girl's face will not increase your chances of anything except continuing to be ignored.
4. If a girl is ignoring your advances, it's not going to help you at all to ask her why she hates you.
5. If at first you don't succeed, try again on a sober day.

Love,
Jen

2 comments:

Orhan Kahn said...

Very funny.

Anonymous said...

yea, sorry about that, bitch

-drunk guy in the maroon hat and blue plaid shirt