April 19, 2007

Dear Pubescent, Lanky And Pimply High Schooler @ EdgeFest in Frisco, TX 4/15,

Carrying around and flashing a small white dry erase board with "Show me your BOOBS!" written on it just proves how much game you don't have. Sadly, you never will if you've started resorting to these tactics, but I commend you on trying. Add alcohol in your later years and move to New Orleans and maybe, JUST maybe, you'll get your wish.

Love,
Christian

2 comments:

Cerulean Blue said...

Oh EM Gee,
I saw that kid, too!!! WTF? he was clearly NOT a professional...lol...

christian said...

Funny, wasn't it?